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I’m not writing a sex blog…really, I’m not, but I did find these two articles amusing recently, so I thought I’d share. Space.com article about the possibility of sex in space (and Chris Garlington’s humorous comments about the article here.) Times article about sex at the Olympics

I’m not writing a sex blog…really, I’m not, but I did find these two articles amusing recently, so I thought I’d share.

Space.com article about the possibility of sex in space

(and Chris Garlington’s humorous comments about the article here.)

Times article about sex at the Olympics

Pistachio-Crusted Chicken Salad

I have combined 2 different recipes together (South Beach Chicken Pistachio Salad and Pistachio-Crusted Chicken from Epicurious) to make a dish that, I think, takes the best from each. I made this for Hubby and I for lunch on a day when the kiddos were both elsewhere and we both liked it a lot. Here’s … Continue reading “Pistachio-Crusted Chicken Salad”

Here’s my version:

Pistachio-Crusted Chicken Salad

Serves 2 LARGE portions or 4 smaller ones
(perfect for 2 adults and 2 kids)

2 large boneless, skinless chicken breasts
2 Tbsp Dijon mustard
1/2 cup pistachio nuts, finely ground (in the food processor)
1 Tbsp fresh thyme leaves
salt and freshly ground pepper
about 3 Tbsp olive oil

generous amount of your choice of salad greens and ingredients
(we used romaine hearts, red onion, yellow bell pepper, radish, grape tomatoes, carrot and cucumber)

salad dressing of your choice
(we like Cilantro Ranch)

Preheat oven to 375 degrees.

Cut each chicken breast into 2 equal-sized portions. Pound gently with a mallet to flatten each of the four pieces to a uniform thickness. Sprinkle each piece of gently lightly with salt and pepper. Brush each piece with a light layer of mustard, turning to coat each side. Sprinkle (turning to get both sides) with the fresh thyme. Pour the ground pistachoes into a shallow plate. Dredge each mustard-coated chicken piece through the nuts, turning and patting to lightly coat. Set the chicken aside on a plate.

Heat the olive oil over medium-high heat in a wide, shallow skillet. Carefully add the chicken to the skillet and cook until the nuts are golden-toasted, turning to cook both sides. When nuts are cooked (but before they start to burn), remove the chicken pieces from the skillet and place them in a baking dish (or a broiler rack), being careful to not dislodge any of the nut coating. Bake the chicken for about 15 minutes, or until the juices run clear and a meat thermometer (inserted into the thickest portion) registers 160 degrees.

Set the chicken aside to cool slightly while you pile the salad greens onto the serving plates. You may either slice the chicken into medallions and place it on top of the salad, or you may leave the chicken breasts whole and serve them to the side of the salad – your choice. Top with dressing!

If you aren’t doing “South Beach” and would like to serve this over rice or pasta (instead of salad), you could add some finely chopped onion or shallots (and maybe a tiny bit of minced ginger?) to the saute pan (after removing the chicken) and cook them until they’re softened and then deglaze the pan with a little white wine and/or chicken stock to make a savory sauce to pour over the chicken (you could still serve a salad on the side).

When I made this dish in the photo shown below, I made it a little differently and used one whole breast for each portion. The breasts were too thick for the mustard-nut-thyme flavor to get all the way to the middle of the chicken and we’ve realized that one whole chicken breast is just too much for us to eat at one sitting.

CNN Story

I think that this story, from CNN.com this morning, is HILARIOUS. Yes, it’s wrong to deface signs and all, but it’s still funny. I can definitely relate to their umbrage. The funniest part, though, is thinking about how offended those guys are gonna be when they see that they’ve been called “typo vigilantes” for correcting … Continue reading “CNN Story”

Long-overdue update

Things that I’ve done over the past month or so: Driven to countless orthodontist appointments, sleepovers, Latin tutoring sessions, guitar and piano lessons and pre-season volleyball clinics. Started work on qualifying our yard as a Certified Wildlife Habitat with the National Wildlife Federation. Spent more time than I’d like to admit watching hummingbirds frolic in … Continue reading “Long-overdue update”

Things that I’ve done over the past month or so:

Driven to countless orthodontist appointments, sleepovers, Latin tutoring sessions, guitar and piano lessons and pre-season volleyball clinics.

Started work on qualifying our yard as a Certified Wildlife Habitat with the National Wildlife Federation.

Spent more time than I’d like to admit watching hummingbirds frolic in our yard.

Celebrated Girl’s 13th birthday. We haven’t had her party yet, but we’re working on that…

Had a fabulous Alaskan vacation filled with canoeing, kayaking, camping, hiking, dog-sledding, glaciers, and all manner of wildlife (photos coming ASAP).

Braved the crowds during “tax-free weekend” to buy uniforms and shoes for Boy and Girl.

Saw “The Dark Knight” on a big IMAX screen at the Bob Bullock museum. I am still absolutely incredulous and horrified that there were children in the audience.

Waited as long as I could stand it to see “Mamma Mia” (Hubby didn’t want the kids and I to go without him), but finally saw it on Sunday, while having a wonderful glass of wine and a burger. It was absolutely everything that I had hoped it would be (more on that later).

Things that I have NOT done in the past month or so:

Update this blog. And for that, I apologize. Especially to Staci, who has put up with my cat puke photo for longer than anyone should reasonably be expected to.

It has been a very busy few months, but all is well. The kids start back to school on Tuesday and I am hoping to have at least a BIT of time to myself after that and will hopefully start blogging on a more predictable basis.

The look/topics of the blog may change in the future, however, as Hubby and I have decided to go back on the “South Beach” diet. This diet requires lots of cooking, especially in the early stages, but it is not the kind of cooking that I typically do (carbs are verboten), so it may get boring for the serious gourmands in the crowd. I am going to try to come up with “South Beach”-friendly recipes of my own, in addition to some favorites from Dr. Agatson’s books.

Also, I may be making a return to the working and/or educational world soon. Boy and Girl are getting older and much more independent and I am also feeling the need to use my brain for something other than figuring out whether a yellow and navy-striped shirt qualify as a “dark” or “light” for laundry purposes. I have some possibilities in the works, and this may not happen right away, but it is something that’s “in the pipeline”, so to speak. This change may also alter the tone of this blog. No way to know until we get there.

All I really have to offer at this point are some ponderings on some recent traffic altercations that I’ve had. I am (paternally) congenitally “blessed” with a hot temper and I am getting to the point where I just absolutely HATE driving. I would GLADLY become a mass-transit convert, if that were even remotely possible where I live. So, here are my open comments to some of my recent fellow travelers:

To the lady that went out of her way to avoid letting me into her (exit) lane the other day on southbound MoPac (I had my blinker on and she SPED UP on purpose, for no other reason than to just be MEAN):

Nice. Really nice. Thanks. I really didn’t want to exit there, anyway. I really wanted to go a mile out of my way and take my time to turn around and come back. Thanks again; you’re a peach. I really like your cute little “Jesus” fish.

To the guy that followed behind the ambulance the other day on the Lamar bridge over Lady Bird lake, taking full advantage of the path created by all of us drivers, yielding to an emergency vehicle, so that you could squeeze in before the lane closed again and get yourself out of traffic for a while:

You are a piece of human refuse. Unbelievable.
(BTW, yes, I am SURE that he was not affiliated with the ambulance or a family member of someone being transported; he turned off very shortly after and ended up going the same way that I was. I saw him at another intersection a couple of blocks later, picking his nose at a stoplight.)

To the guy that parked THISCLOSE to my driver’s door (way the hell over the parking space dividing line) at the drugstore the yesterday, rendering my door impossible to open, in a blinding rainstorm:

Thanks so much. I really wanted to climb into my passenger’s seat and crawl over the console and gearshift. While getting DRENCHED. Does your wife have a Jesus fish on her car? It took every bit of willpower that I had to not roll down my window and key the SH*T out of your car. Thanks to your parking job, I wouldn’t have even had to reach to be able to do it. It was VERY tempting, I tell you. Lucky for you, my calmer side (and the fear that Walgreen’s might have surveillance cameras) prevailed.

Another one that the easily offended should probably avoid…

Grilled Crosshatch-Cut Hot Dogs on Grilled Croissants These sound really yummy and all (hot dogs on a croissant? Yum!), but is it just me? Don’t these look a little, umm…. graphic? Maybe even phallic? If these still look appetizing to you, you may click the photo for the recipe… I think I’ll pass, though…

Grilled Crosshatch-Cut Hot Dogs on Grilled Croissants

These sound really yummy and all (hot dogs on a croissant? Yum!), but is it just me? Don’t these look a little, umm…. graphic? Maybe even phallic? If these still look appetizing to you, you may click the photo for the recipe… I think I’ll pass, though…

The faint of heart probably shouldn’t read this post, either…

I am very thankful that the foam/espuma fad is dying out. I’ve always been a bit disgusted by this phenomenon. Why, you ask? Because I live with three cats and, to me, foam looks like cat puke. On two completely unrelated notes: This will be my last post for a while, but some of you … Continue reading “The faint of heart probably shouldn’t read this post, either…”

I am very thankful that the foam/espuma fad is dying out. I’ve always been a bit disgusted by this phenomenon.

Why, you ask? Because I live with three cats and, to me, foam looks like cat puke.

cat puke.jpg

On two completely unrelated notes:
This will be my last post for a while, but some of you have mentioned that you’re not fond of the new blog format and would like to see the add-ons (author photo, etc.) return. Please rest assured that this (ugly) new format is temporary. I upgraded to the new version of Moveable Type (the blogging software that I use) and it farged up all of my plug-ins. I don’t have time to fix it now, but will tackle it as soon as we return from Alaska.

Which brings to me to:
We are headed to the Yukon tomorrow for what we will hope will be an adventure-filled trip of dog sled riding, helicopters, hiking, camping, bear-watching and family fun. I’ll take lots of photos and will provide some info upon our return, but we will be VERY out of touch for a while. Have a great time while I’m gone. Now’s as good a time as any to browse through the archives…

Don’t read this if you’re easily offended…

I mean it, Granny…you have been warned! I have been congenitally cursed with a bloodhound-like nose. I can detect and identify even the faintest of aromas. This is unfortunate when I am faced with an odor that I would like to avoid, but will be GREAT when my kids are old enough to try to … Continue reading “Don’t read this if you’re easily offended…”

I mean it, Granny…you have been warned!

I have been congenitally cursed with a bloodhound-like nose. I can detect and identify even the faintest of aromas. This is unfortunate when I am faced with an odor that I would like to avoid, but will be GREAT when my kids are old enough to try to sneak back into the house under the influence of illicit substances. Between my nose and the watchful eye (and suspicious nature) of Hubby, the ex-cop, our kids won’t be able to get away with anything (at least that’s what we are deluding ourselves into believing).

Well, this week, I noticed that one of our cats was smelling a little…funky. Well, REALLY funky. Like ASS. Like he had clogged anal glands. Ewww… Hubby usually handles any grossness that happens to pop up at our house: vomit, dead animals, litter box (back when we had one), etc. I was pretty sure that I knew what the problem was, so I found this article and showed it to Hubby, just in case he wanted to save some $$$ and tackle this problem ourselves. He did not. So, aforementioned funky kitty was shuttled off to the vet, who very expediently took care of the problem. The vet was very impressed with my proper diagnosis. Worth every penny of the $75, but kitty still smelled a little when he got home and Dr. B. said that it might take a couple of days for the odor to dissipate. With my nasal passages functioning as they do, funky ass smelling cat in the house was just NOT an option, so Ace got himself a bath. Poor cat, after his humiliating treatment at the vet’s office, and then getting doused with water against his will when he got home, he spent the rest of the day slinking around like a street urchin: “What ELSE are you going to do to me?”

Boy and Girl were sweet, though, and consoled him thusly after his bath:

Spicy Chai Marbled Tea Eggs

These spicy, smoky, salty eggs are beautiful and are very impressive-looking, too. They are a common Chinese street food and look like they are made of carved marble. They are surprisingly easy to make, but are beautiful to accompany an Asian-themed meal, or even to dress up regular picnic or lunchbox fare. They are really … Continue reading “Spicy Chai Marbled Tea Eggs”

These spicy, smoky, salty eggs are beautiful and are very impressive-looking, too. They are a common Chinese street food and look like they are made of carved marble. They are surprisingly easy to make, but are beautiful to accompany an Asian-themed meal, or even to dress up regular picnic or lunchbox fare. They are really simple to make, but do take some advanced planning, because they need to sit overnight (that means YOU, Eileen).

Spicy Chai Marbled Tea Eggs

8 eggs
1 whole star anise
6 whole coriander seeds
2 whole cardamom pods (or 1/2 tsp whole seeds, removed from the pod)
6 whole cloves
3 whole allspice pods
2 whole black peppercorns
2 Tbsp soy sauce
3 tsp loose smoky tea leaves (lapsang souchong is best, but Earl Grey would do)

Place the eggs in a medium-to-large sized lidded saucepan and cover with cold water (do not put the lid on). The eggs should have at least an inch of water over them. Bring the water/eggs to a boil over high heat. As soon as the water gets to a full boil, remove pan from the heat and place the lid over the pan. Set aside for 16 minutes.

After 16 minutes, drain the water from the pan and rinse the eggs with cold water until they have cooled slightly. Gently hit the eggs all over with the back of a spoon to crack them evenly all over. Add the eggs back to the saucepan. Crush the whole spices gently with the side of a knife blade, or a mortar and pestle or meat pounding mallet. Add all of the spices, tea and soy sauce to the pan and then add more cold water to cover the eggs. Bring the water/tea/spices/eggs to a gentle simmer over low heat. Simmer gently, covered, for 2 hours.

After two hours, remove the pan from the heat and allow it to cool slightly. After the pan is cool to the touch, place the whole thing into the refrigerator to cool. Let the eggs sit overnight in the liquid, or at least 8 hours.

After 8 hours, drain the liquid and rinse the eggs. Carefully peel them. They should be uniformly marbled and smell of soy and spices. Serve them with Lapsang Souchong salt or Balsamic Mayonnaise (1/2 cup mayo, 1 tsp. balsamic mayonnaise and 2 Tbsp. of the soy-spice liquid that the eggs were cooked in).

To serve, place the whole eggs on a plate, so that they can be appreciated in their marbly beauty, but then cut each egg into 4 wedges to serve.

Pasketti and Meatballs

This recipe comes together VERY quickly, since it uses jarred pasta sauce. Perfect for when you want something nice in a hurry. ..and it’s EASY PEASY, too. Quick and Easy Spaghetti and Meatballs Serves 8. for the meatballs: 2 pounds ground beef 2 eggs 1/2 cup plain, dry bread crumbs 1/2 cup finely chopped white … Continue reading “Pasketti and Meatballs”

This recipe comes together VERY quickly, since it uses jarred pasta sauce. Perfect for when you want something nice in a hurry. ..and it’s EASY PEASY, too.

Quick and Easy Spaghetti and Meatballs

Serves 8.

for the meatballs:
2 pounds ground beef
2 eggs
1/2 cup plain, dry bread crumbs
1/2 cup finely chopped white onion
1 large garlic clove, finely chopped or run through a garlic press
1/2 cup freshly grated Parmesan cheese
a sprinkle of finely chopped fresh Italian parsley (2 – 3 Tbsp?)
Kosher salt and freshly ground pepper to taste

2 large (25.5 ounce) jars of your favorite pasta sauce
(I like Muir Glen or Rao’s or Lucini)

3/4 lb to 1 lb of your favorite pasta

additional Parmesan cheese, to go over top of the finished dish

Set a large stockpot of lightly salted water on to boil.

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Set a cooling rack onto a baking sheet. Line the baking sheet with foil, for easier cleanup, if desired. Spray the rack lightly with cooking oil spray and set it aside.

Combine all meatball ingredients until well blended (clean hands work best for this). Gently pat and shape (don’t tightly pack; that will make the meatballs tough) the meat mixture into balls about the size of a ping pong ball. Set them gently on the rack.

Bake them until they are just browned around the outside. It’s OK if they are still a little underdone in the middle because they will finish cooking in the sauce. I don’t remember how long they took to cook, but start checking them at 5 minutes and keep a close eye on them. I frequently cook by smell: when something starts to smell like what it’s supposed to be, it’s usually starting to get done (in other words, when you smell meatballs…).

You can, of course, fry-cook the meatballs in a skillet, on the stove, if you’d rather, I just didn’t feel like dealing with all of the grease splatters that night.

While the meatballs are cooking, heat the jarred sauce to a gentle simmer in a large saucepan (make sure the pan is large enough for the meatballs to fit in later).

When the water is boiling, add the pasta and cook according to the package directions. Drain THOROUGHLY when ready and set aside. Do not rinse.

When the meatballs are ready, add them to the sauce in the pan and continue to simmer until sauce is thoroughly heated through and meatballs and done (at least 10 more minutes?).

Spoon some of the sauce over the pasta and toss gently to coat. Serve the pasta with more sauce and a few meatballs on top. Top with cheese and dig in!

This is how Boy eats his spaghettI:

Boy isn’t a big fan of tomato sauce, so if he encountered any chunky bits of tomato in the sauce, he picked them out and set them on the sides of his pasta bowl. (We also had sauteed spinach with our spaghetti that night, so that’s what the green bits are.)

You’ve probably all seen this, but just in case…

So, the question is… Does the dancer rotate clockwise or counter-clockwise for you? Or both? It’s supposed to be one of those “right brain/left brain” things…who knows what any of that means, but it’s entertaining, anyway… Leave me a comment and tell me what you see.

So, the question is…

Does the dancer rotate clockwise or counter-clockwise for you? Or both?

It’s supposed to be one of those “right brain/left brain” things…who knows what any of that means, but it’s entertaining, anyway…

Leave me a comment and tell me what you see.