Does bacon count?

As much as I want to support Girl in being a vegetarian, I am really struggling to come up with recipes that will suit all four of us these days. I won’t give up, but it’s definitely testing my creativity. If only bacon didn’t count. Is there such a thing as vegetarian, except bacon? Apparently, I’m not the only person to ponder this idea…
If there were such a thing (and Girl would agree to it), I could make this and this and this.
Small side note: for some reason, the search field on this blog is intermittently (and inexplicably) not working. We are attempting to get his problem rectified, but in the meantime, if you are trying to locate a recipe and are not able to find it (in the categories at right or by searching,) then try googling for “feed your kids” and the name of whatever recipe you’re looking for, for example, “feed your kids” and brussel sprouts. Like this. There I am…the fourth link down.