Pretty embarassed to be posting this…

Just in case you are struck with perverse curiosity about whether or not Angelina Jolie has had her twins yet…. the news will be posted on the website of her French maternity hospital, which can be found here: Hopital Lenval I’ll translate for you, just in case your French is rustier than mine (which is … Continue reading “Pretty embarassed to be posting this…”

Just in case you are struck with perverse curiosity about whether or not Angelina Jolie has had her twins yet….

the news will be posted on the website of her French maternity hospital, which can be found here:
Hopital Lenval

I’ll translate for you, just in case your French is rustier than mine (which is saying a lot!):

Press release concerning Mrs. Angelina Jolie…normal course of monitoring her pregnancy…blah blah blah…admitted into the Lenval Foundation…blah blah blah…Her doctor Michel Sussman alone will have the ability to give any medical information, in the due course of time…blah blah blah….previous Caesarean with first pregnancy…blah blah blah…normal procedure…simple monitoring…to assure the well being of her babies in the weeks to come….blah blah blah…hospital has all facilities to accommodate family visits…blah blah blah
Press rep: blah blah blah

Communiqué de presse concernant Mme Angelina JOLIE
Dans le cadre de la surveillance normale de sa grossesse, comme prévu de longue date, Madame Angelina JOLIE a été admise dans les locaux de la Fondation LENVAL, Maternité SANTA MARIA. Son gynécologue obstétricien, le Docteur Michel SUSSMANN, seul habilité à le faire, donnera toute information médicale, en temps voulu. Il s agit donc d une grossesse gémellaire et son hospitalisation à ce stade de la grossesse, est une procédure normale chez une patiente ayant déjà bénéficié d une césarienne lors de la première grossesse. Elle nécessite une simple surveillance pour s assurer du bien-être de ses bébés dans les semaines à venir. La clinique SANTA MARIA au sein de la fondation LENVAL présente toutes les commodités permettant les visites de sa famille. Madame Angelina JOLIE m a chargé de vous préciser qu elle se porte parfaitement bien. Contact presse : Mme BAUER Nadine le 02.07.08

No new updates are on the hospital website, but there are RAMPANT rumors around the Internets that she has already had the babies, a boy (Knox Leon) and a girl (Vivienne Marcheline). This may be complete speculation, but the fact that Angelina’s recently deceased mother was named Marcheline lends some credence. Apparently, the locals in the rural French area where her hospital is located have made a game out of trying to get their fabricated “Angelina rumors” published, with bragging rights going to those that are successful in getting the most outlandish ones out there….

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